My “SEX” life

SMS to the husband: I had this really steamy sex dream about you last night. And I was gonna wake you up and rape you and everything… then I fell back asleep.
Husband: We’re sad.

I’m still waiting for the horny period everyone who’s ever been pregnant has gushed about….. waiting……

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